I still remember the first time someone commented “she got buns 👀” under a post, and I just stared at ...

I still remember the first time someone casually said “he was giving head” in a conversation, and I completely froze ...

I remember the first time I saw someone text me, “ugh, my MIL is acting up 😅,” and I stared ...

I remember the first time someone texted me, “He just snatched that win 😎,” and I stared at my screen ...

I remember the first time someone texted me, “that party was a total dose 😅,” and I stared at my ...

I remember the first time I saw someone text me, “he offered a happy ending 😅,” and I stared at ...

I remember the first time someone texted me, “ugh, my boss is such a PITA 😅,” and I stared at ...